function dumbones()
{
//3
var ranNum= Math.round(Math.random() * 3);
if (ranNum == 0){document.write('"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada." - Britney Spears '); } // Spears
if (ranNum == 1){document.write('"The reason for high unemployment is people are out of work" George W. Bush'); } // bush
if (ranNum == 2){document.write('"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can\'t help but cry. I mean I\'d love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff."  - Mariah Carey'); } // Carey
if (ranNum == 3){document.write('"You can’t fight City Hall, but you can goddamn sure blow it up." George Carlin'); } // carlin
}